As pleasant as our morning commute passings are, there are a few things I'd like to get off my chest:
- It is not necessary to drive 55 mph in the fast lane of a 70 mph highway, forcing all other cars to pass you to the right. Every.Freaking.Day! Learn to move, drive, or insure your car. You choose. Holy christ! You have a porsche and a radar detector! Drrrrive that baby!
- The backward-hat-douchbag look that you sport is sooooo passe. Lose the 1994 look for something a little more now...like the 10-degree-hat-tilt-douchebag look. You'll still look like a douchebag, but at least you'll be a contemporary douchebag.
- If you're going to listen to your music so loud that I can feel the bass in MY chest as I pass you on the highway with my windows closed, please make it something good instead of that wannabe wigger crap you listen to. Vanilla Ice, anyone?!
- The "Porsche" vanity plate on your Porsche is a bit redundant, don't you think? Imagination is for douchebags, too!
<3,
Jane
2 comments:
I wonder if there is a Tawny Kitane looking, Misses Douchebag, with ginormus hair and fringed jackets?
Cherry pie anyone?
<3
Dirty
My blog has arrived! I have my first Whitesnake reference.
Reaching deep into my 80's hairband shameful memory without the use of Google (laziness, y'know), I think Cherry Pie was Warrant.
And 'round here, we call those girls "Douchettes". An interesting read, if you're interested in the study of all things "Douchey", I ran across this website: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
complete with interesting commentary on the uprising of Douchery in our society. Enlightening.
<3,
Jane
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